I think Tweets should be called Twits. Some of you who have read my bitchy comments in other blogs know I despise Twitter.
Twitter is the world's most popular and effective generator of boring content. It works even better than photocopying the White Pages.
I know people who have utterly fascinating blogs who put Twitting gadgets on their sidebars. The stuff on there is as interesting as watching grass grow. It's crazy.
As promised, here is some boring shit that I could be sending out to the entire world as Twits.
"I crossed my legs at work today."
"I got hungry and ate."
"I don't like hail."
"My eyes are itching from my allergies."
"I just blinked."
There is good news. Most Twitter users even get bored with their own Twits pretty quickly. (Digital Trends 4/30/09)
New data from Nielsen Online shows that Twitter has seven million hits in February this year, up from a mere half million in February 2007. But – and here’s the problem – almost two-thirds of those people only stay with the service for a month or less.
And, there was rejoicing in the land!



