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What Loud Motorcycles and NRA Stickers Say About Guys

Posted by libhom Wednesday, December 28, 2005

One of the funniest things is seeing some schmuck rev up a motorcycle really loud, even though the guy isn't trying to go any faster. He may think he is letting the world know who macho he is, but the real message being sent is quite different. When people hear a really loud motorcycle, the natural and logical conclusion is that the owner is overcompensating for an extremely small penis.

Of course, National Rifle Association stickers are even worse, especially the ones that say that no one will ever take the owner's gun away. NRA stickers scream “man with tiny penis who cannot get an erection without Viagra or some other drug.”

And, gun magazines are hysterical. Macho-acting man/boys hold guns the way that tops hold their schlongs in gay porno movies. Guns as phallic symbols and castration anxieties have huge psychological influences over gun nuts. I think the main reason this aspect of the firearm fanatics doesn't get much press is that people are afraid of getting shot by an impotent gun owner with a penis so small he has trouble finding it.

3 comments

  1. Mary Says:
  2. You are all going to die of AIDS!

     
  3. Anonymous Says:
  4. What an brilliant and original post!! Yeah, um, let's ransack some dude's cock specs if you don't agree with his actions?! What, are you 14?

    Actually, a loud motorcycle says that I just spent an extra $800 on new pipes to scare the piss out of the self-important bitch driving the Prius and I damn well am going to do it. Then laugh hysterically for the next 30 seconds.

    And NRA stickers mean that someone embraces their unalienable rights, just like your hypocritical ass and the rest of the Left does.

    PS - Yankees Suck.

     
  5. goodaz Says:
  6. I love you! I thought that was brilliant and on the money. I couldn't have said it better. Great job. LOL!

     

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