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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light bulb never actually gets screwed in, but hundreds of Republicans in right-wing think tanks work feverishly to find a way to blame Bill Clinton for it.
Psycho Woman Throws Knives At Children
13 years ago
Here's another one I found:
A. Four hundred and sixty two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the lightbulb industry; sixteen to
cut funding for alternative lighting R&D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of lightbulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
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