Here is an actual Google Adsense ad:

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If only life were this easy. Here is the URL of the page I found by searching for "musclebears" on Google Blog Search.

http://www.shopping-rite.com/gay-muscle-bears/2006/12/musclebears-org-gay-muscle-bears.php

The commercialization of the Web has led to some funny results.