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Quayle Returns from Fact Finding Trip to Georgia

Posted by libhom Sunday, August 24, 2008

By Libhomo

August 24, 2008

ATLANTA - Former Vice President Dan Quayle returned from a fact finding trip to declare, "I see no evidence of a Russian incursion into Georgia, none whatsover."

After taking a ride in an armored plated limo through Atlanta, Savannah, Albany, and other parts of the state, Quayle's party could not find any evidence of tanks or any wartime damage.

"All of this hype about a so-called Russian invasion of Georgia is just liberal media nonsense. The sensationalism in this case is truly appealing," Qualye added.

Georgians were confused when his driver would stop and ask them if they knew of any Russian presence in their area. "That guy is a few cows shy of a herd," Horace Saltine of Athens noted.

Reporters were too busy laughing to explain to Mr. Quayle that he was in the wrong Georgia.

 

3 comments

  1. Mauigirl Says:
  2. ROFLMAO! Great post.

     
  3. Riverwolf Says:
  4. Very funny--you actually had me going there for a second! And isn't it sad that I believed this actually might be true about Quayle?

     
  5. libhom Says:
  6. mauigirl: Thanks

    riverwolf: It did get a bit too close to the truth, didn't it. ;)

     

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