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By Libhomo
August 24, 2008
ATLANTA - Former Vice President Dan Quayle returned from a fact finding trip to declare, "I see no evidence of a Russian incursion into Georgia, none whatsover."
After taking a ride in an armored plated limo through Atlanta, Savannah, Albany, and other parts of the state, Quayle's party could not find any evidence of tanks or any wartime damage.
"All of this hype about a so-called Russian invasion of Georgia is just liberal media nonsense. The sensationalism in this case is truly appealing," Qualye added.
Georgians were confused when his driver would stop and ask them if they knew of any Russian presence in their area. "That guy is a few cows shy of a herd," Horace Saltine of Athens noted.
Reporters were too busy laughing to explain to Mr. Quayle that he was in the wrong Georgia.
Psycho Woman Throws Knives At Children
13 years ago
ROFLMAO! Great post.
Very funny--you actually had me going there for a second! And isn't it sad that I believed this actually might be true about Quayle?
mauigirl: Thanks
riverwolf: It did get a bit too close to the truth, didn't it. ;)