Proving that some people have way too much time on their hands, somebody has made a LOLcat Bible. (Hat Tip to Bitch Spot) It is hysterically funny, and it's pretty darn cute. Here is the opening passage.

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!

I'm wondering if we should all grow catnip for Ceiling Cat.

Somebody else is blogging a LOLcat Koran. It's pretty darned cute too.