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Questions About Linda McMahon's Senate Campaign

Posted by libhom Friday, October 02, 2009

headshot of Linda McMahonAs you may know, World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a. closeted gay/bi porn) CEO Linda McMahon recently resigned so she could run for the GOP Senate nomination in Connecticut. This is comedy gold. Now, I have some hard hitting questions for the biggest Diva of the WWE.

Is the campaign fake like the WWE?

Will she challenge her opponents to a "bra and panties match"?

If she gets elected, will she clock Harry Reid with a steel chair or a garbage can?

Will she hire an evil manager who is faking being foreign to alienate dim people and cheat in the election for her?

Will she have an announcer go on, and on, and on about her "puppies"?

Will she create a really weird angle where she fakes her death?

Will she be a Diva and brag that she is better looking than all the other women in the Senate and can kick their asses?

Will she make her Senate staffers kiss her rear end on nationwide television?

Will she get breast implants and campaign in a bikini?

Will she make WWE performers debate her and have the debates fixed in her favor?

(I'll be performing here for the rest of the week. Try the fillet mignon.)

Photo: Linda McMahon for Senate

 

3 comments

  1. NG Says:
  2. This is hysterical.

    I can see it now...Entrance Music whenever she walks into the Senate chamber.... Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler doing play by play on C-Span...

     
  3. Christopher Says:
  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    How did you unearth this gem?

    A classic!

     
  5. LOL

    you forgot - will she supply steroids to everyone!

     

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