I'm sure you heard that the gargantuan radio host Rush Limbaugh is part of a group trying to buy the St. Louis Rams. What will they change the name of the team to?

Tree Sloths?

Viagras?

Man Boobs?

Oxycontins?

Loud Mouths?

Jigglers?

Knuckle Walkers?

I can't wait for the liberals and moderates in St. Louis to say fuck it to season tickets. In this economy, dittoheads won't be able to afford to pick up the slack.

I'm not the only one exploiting this for snark. Here are some comments from Washington Post users:

With Rush as an owner, the Rams would be even easier to defend...all of their offensive plays would go to the RIGHT.
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Do owners of NFL Teams have to pass drug tests ?
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Now they really will have a CONSERVATIVE offense! Wonder what kind of pre-draft tests the Rams would be offering at the combine now? Question #1. What is your political affiliation?

Wonder if Limbaugh will still be interested when he sobers up.
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Whats the matter?
The NFL does not have enough assholes in the league already?